Saturday, January 28, 2006

return of the staple and the hole puncher

I went through some of my computer archives... and i found this piece of crap i've written one day when i had nothing better to do rotting in my office during my time in the force;

The stapler is ignoring the hole puncher. They haven't been talking much these days. There was a lot of paper work to be sent out recently, I've been raising the stapler's profile. In turn, It has become arrogant with its newfound fame. Poor old hole puncher. Looking pretty dismay in its current plight. It has been through a lot, I can tell - dust settling in inconspicuous areas, the vibrant red suit ravaged by the ruthless hours. I wonder when their friendship grew cold and if they would ever speak again. But I guess life's like that; people move on, environment change... its all part and parcel of life.


What the fuck was i trying to say? It is so lame. I'm gonna go puke now.
Posted by ludicrous at 22:20:22 | Permanent Link | Comments (4) |
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1 - I rem reading that and was probably the time i started reading your blog. Despite your disgust with it, two things show:
1. Good writing skills - i'll never be able to write a r/s between the hole-puncher and the stapler, i mean they are non-living things!!...heh..very penguin style of writing...after u read, u go like,..."huh gonk ximi but wah so deep"...
2. A reflection of your mundane life in the force. (Comment this)

Written by: Jen at 2006/01/29 - 11:42:46
2 - i dunno about writing skills, but mundane's the word. *yawnz* (Comment this)

Written by: ludicrous at 2006/01/29 - 12:42:03
3 - ah.. i remember reading this and thinking, u really have an amazing imagination lor!

i'm surprised u actually wanna puke now..hahahah (Comment this)

Written by: wei at 2006/02/14 - 21:33:18
4 - ah.. i remember reading this and thinking, u really have an amazing imagination lor!

i'm surprised u actually wanna puke now..hahahah (Comment this)

Written by: wei at 2006/02/14 - 21:34:07
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